## Math Limerick Problems

Albert Einstein said that “pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas.” That may or may not be true, but all I know is that math poems are pretty awesome.

There are lots of math limericks on the web. One of my favorites:

A topologist’s child was quite hyper,
Till it wore a Möbius diaper.
The mess on the inside
Was thus on the outside,
And it was easy for someone to wipe her.

Fred Tofts, who claims to not be a mathematician but loves mathematics, recently shared a different kind of math limerick with MJ4MF. His five-line creation was not meant to deliver a punch line; rather, it presented a problem. As a comment to my blog interview with Colin Adams, he wrote, “I have not written any math jokes but have written many math limericks,” and then shared the following:

A dog’s at one end of a log;
At the opposite end is a frog.
Six feet from the frog
And eight feet from the dog
Is a right angle. How long’s the log?

I do hope that the good Mr. Tofts will share a few more of his creations with us!

The following is more of a truth than a puzzle, but fun nonetheless.

Pick a number 1 to 9, I plea,
Then multiply by 15,873.
And again times seven,
The product to leaven;
Your number will repeat six times — you’ll see.

Do you have any math limerick problems worth sharing?

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• 1. Mei Rose  |  February 26, 2013 at 8:28 am

A dozen, a gross, and a score,
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Equals nine squared and not a bit more.

• 2. venneblock  |  February 26, 2013 at 11:09 pm

Thanks for sharing this one. It gives me an opportunity to set the record straight. This limerick appeared in a Saxon Math textbook, so people often attribute it to John Saxon. But it was actually penned by Leigh Mercer, a London wordplay artist and recreational mathematician. It was published in Games magazine in the 1970’s. He supposedly also created the famous palindrome, “A man, a plan, a canal — Panama!”

• 3. Kieros  |  April 6, 2013 at 12:44 am

There’s another variation to this; replacing the last two lines with “Plus nine times eleven / Equals five cubed…” still holds true.

• 4. venneblock  |  April 6, 2013 at 9:09 pm

Excellent! I hadn’t heard that variation before, Kieros. Thanks for sharing!

• 5. Karen Craigs  |  March 23, 2013 at 9:26 am

The irrational number e
Is the limit of the quantity
One plus one over n
All to the power of n
As n goes to infinity.

The irrational number e
This rate occurs naturally
A bank account lifts
This value and rate go nicely!

• 6. venneblock  |  March 23, 2013 at 7:47 pm

Rock on, Karen! Thanks for sharing these.

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