All You Need is LOVE
Valentine’s Day is almost here, but maybe you’ve been looking for love in all the wrong places. One possibility is to pop over to Wolfram Alpha and ask:
Or, with a little mathematical creativity, you might be able to find some over at Desmos:
Or perhaps you’ve already found a special someone. If so, you might want to tell her how beautiful she is, using this (paraphrased) mathematical gem from Woody Allen:
Your figure describes a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak.
(No, it’s not sexist of me to imply that readers would have girlfriends. It’s just that a compliment about a paramour’s curves doesn’t work so well when directed at a male.)
Perhaps your special someone makes your heart skip a beat.
If so, this graph can help you get your beat back:
Wherever you look for love on this Feast of St. Valentine, I hope you find it — or at least stumble on a couple of great problems to distract you.