Help Wanted at the Math Diner

The following is a Help Wanted ad that Alex made in school.

Were I to open a restaurant, I would look for similar qualities in my wait staff: sharp and curvaceous.

The slogan would be:

The Math Diner — where everyone gets a square meal!

And the menu would include the following items:

• Prime Rib
• Free-Range Chicken
• Mathed Potatoes
• Dim Sum
• Chicken Pot Pi
• Seven-Layer Dip
• Three-Bean Salad
• Root Beer
• Petit Fours