*December 11, 2013 at 8:02 am* *
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The following is a Help Wanted ad that Alex made in school.

Were I to open a restaurant, I would look for similar qualities in my wait staff: **sharp** and **curvaceous**.

The slogan would be:

The Math Diner — where everyone gets a square meal!

And the menu would include the following items:

- Prime Rib
- Free-Range Chicken
- Mathed Potatoes
- Dim Sum
- Chicken Pot Pi
- Seven-Layer Dip
- Three-Bean Salad
- Root Beer
- Petit Fours

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1.xander | December 11, 2013 at 12:08 pmWhat, no chocolate hypotemousse for dessert?

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