Posts tagged ‘rational’

Best Math Joke Ever?

If you do a search for “best math joke ever,” you’ll see that there is widespread disagreement. The following are some of what you’ll find.

The folks at Physics Forums like this one:

How does a mathematician deal with constipation?
He works it out with a pencil.

Sadly, the site failed to include this follow-up joke.

What kind of pencil?
A #2 pencil, of course.

Some folks at Yahoo Answers like this one:

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a drink. The second one  orders half a drink. The third orders 1/4 drink. The fourth orders 1/8 drink, and so on. The bartender, a little overwhelmed, asks the mathematicians, “Hey, you guys sure you want to do this? Isn’t that a bit much?” The mathematicians reply, “Oh, don’t worry… we know our limits.”

From Mormon MD:

Pi Be Rational

And the good folks at Blue Donut have taken the list of 100 funniest jokes of all-time — as compiled by GQ — and allow visitors to vote on them. Sadly, most of them aren’t mathy, but this one from A. Whitney Brown is.

China has a population of a billion people. One billion! That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.

June 25, 2013 at 2:43 pm 3 comments

Rational Thoughts

I saw the word irrational a lot on Pi Day, and my friend Patrick Flynn recently invited me to join the Global Anti-Rationalization Foundation (GARF) on Facebook. Both of these things reminded me of the following story, which comes from a four-decade veteran of the classroom, John Benson of Evanston Township High School.

A student of John’s solved a problem and obtained a fractional answer that contained the square root of pi in the denominator. But then the student did a curious thing. He started to multiply the numerator and denominator by the square root of pi.

“What are you doing?” John asked.

“Rationalizing the denominator,” the student responded.

(If you don’t understand why that’s funny, you may be too young.)

Thanks to calculators, the process of rationalizing denominators is no longer necessary. One could make the argument that it wasn’t really necessary before the days of calculators, either, but there was at least some reason for doing it back then — converting a fractional result to a decimal was difficult if the denominator was irrational. If the denominator could be converted to a rational number, then the division would be less arduous.

When I worked for MathCounts, I was fortunate to spend two memorable years with John Benson. He served as a member of the MathCounts Question Writing Committee. John wrote phenomenal problems, had keen mathematical insight, and could put you on the path to a solution for every problem. But most importantly, John was inspirational. I once attended a presentation by John, and I loved the quote he displayed at the end of his talk: “You can’t get burnt out unless you were once on fire.” When he talked about his classroom, you realized what’s possible in math education. His philosophy has kept both he and his students inspired for nearly 40 years, and the following statement from John, which he claims to repeat often at parent-teacher conferences, will help you understand why: 

I promise that I will try hard to make sure that something happens every day in class that cannot be replicated anywhere else. If a student is not in class, that student will never be able to recapture that teachable moment. They will have missed something.

March 17, 2010 at 1:16 am Leave a comment

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