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Pigs in the Gutter

Finals are just around the corner, and another semester will soon be in the books. Here’s a poem to relieve the tension for all of you preparing for final exams — whether taking or administering them.

Late in the fall semester,
Dressed in suede and polyester,
I was thinking ‘bout a theorem I’d derived;
So drunk was I with mathy passion,
Into the gutter I went crashin’,
And a pig came up and lay down at my side.

Yes, I lay there on my rear end
With my stinky, pinky new friend
When a woman passing by did softly say,
“You can tell a mathy creep
By the company he’ll keep” —
And the pig got up and slowly walked away.

Pig

I don’t want to, but I gotta…

We lay side-by-side in the gutter for quite some time — swine and co-swine.

December 4, 2013 at 3:38 pm Leave a comment

Pigs and Fish

My sons were reading Wild and Woolly Animal Jokes by David McLaughlan, and they got a fair chuckle out of this one:

What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig.

Three Eyed Pig

I had previously encountered a different version of the joke:

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.

Clearly, the punch lines were not crafted by mathy folks, who I think would answer these questions as follows:

What do you call a pig with three eyes?
pig

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Real.

March 20, 2012 at 9:46 pm 5 comments


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