Posts tagged ‘Gene Weingarten’
The Beer Paradox
From Gene Weingarten’s recent column, “Rhymes Against Humanity,” in the January 28 edition of the Washington Post Magazine:
An infinite number of mathematicians
Walked into a bar on one recent night,
And, under the strangest of barroom conditions,
What followed quite nearly became a big fight.“I’ll have a pint,” said the first to the ’tender.
“I’ll have a half,” said the next fellow down.
“I’ll have a quarter,” said the third (no big spender).
“Give me an eighth,” said the next, like a clown.The bartender fumed and grew suddenly pale
Then, calmly, he turned and he went to the spout
Drew up two pints, set them down at the rail.
Said, “Enough of this nonsense — you all work it out.”
This is an MJ4MF original, though like Gene’s, it’s based on a stale, old joke:
With my head in an oven
And my feet on some ice,
I’d say that, on average,
I feel rather nice!
What other classic math jokes can be easily converted to poems? Or have already been?
Math Joke in Popular Press
Gene Weingarten, a columnist for the Washington Post, used a math joke in his column this week.
Refuting disgustologists’ contentions that “much of human behavior can be explained by our instinctive desire to avoid things that disgust us,” he offered the following joke as proof:
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil!
I was ecstatic that a math joke got some love; though I was a little bummed that he didn’t include the follow-up joke:
What kind of pencil did he use?
A No. 2 pencil!
I sent a note to Mr. Weingarten to let him know about this sin of omission. But that wasn’t until I stopped laughing after reading the non-math joke that he included in the column:
Woman walks into a bar, says: “I’ll have an entendre. Make it a double.” So the bartender gives it to her.
I do not expect to get a response to my message. But if I do, you’ll be the first to know!