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Impossible Final Exams

The end of the semester is approaching. If you still haven’t prepared a final exam for your students, consider using the MJ4MF Final Exam (PDF). Those teaching in online college classes can send this exam to their students.

Alternatively, here are some questions you could use, depending on what course you’re teaching:

Geometry: Provide one real-life application of Ceva’s theorem that’s useful.

Algebra: From the real world, provide one example of a quadratic equation with integer coefficients that has integer solutions.

Analysis: Derive the Euler-Cauchy equation using only a straightedge and compass.

Biology: Create life.

Computer Science: Write a fifth-generation computer language. Using this language, write a computer program to finish the rest of this exam for you.

And here’s a mathy joke about final exams…

A mathematician, who had earned his PhD nearly 30 years ago, returned to the school from which he matriculated. He visited with the faculty in the math department, and they shared their exams with him. “Why, the questions on these tests are the same ones I answered when I was a student here!” he said.

“That’s true,” said one of the professors, “but the answers are all different.”

April 30, 2011 at 3:01 am Leave a comment

Final Exam

You’ve paid attention in class. You’ve taken copious notes.
You’ve read Math Jokes 4 Mathy Folks from cover to cover… twice.
You’ve tried several practice exams.

If you’ve done all that, then you’re ready for the MJ4MF Final Examination.

Download the MJ4MF Final Exam (PDF)

You have 50 minutes to complete the exam. Good luck!

If you’re a classroom teacher, the dread day-before-break is fast approaching. The MJ4MF Final Exam is a great activity for students who have too much energy to sit still and too little focus to learn anything. (Permission is granted for the MJ4MF Final Exam to be used with students for non-commercial educational purposes.)

The answer key and a copy of the exam can be found at http://mathjokes4mathyfolks.com/mathexam.html.

December 1, 2010 at 12:01 am 3 comments


About MJ4MF

The Math Jokes 4 Mathy Folks blog is an online extension to the book Math Jokes 4 Mathy Folks. The blog contains jokes submitted by readers, new jokes discovered by the author, details about speaking appearances and workshops, and other random bits of information that might be interesting to the strange folks who like math jokes.

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Math Jokes 4 Mathy Folks is available from Amazon, Borders, Barnes & Noble, NCTM, Robert D. Reed Publishers, and other purveyors of exceptional literature.

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