Ahoy, Matey! Math Jokes Ho!
A ditloid is a puzzle in which a fact must be discerned from the numbers and abbreviated letters in the clue. For example, 7 D in a W is a ditloid for “7 Days in a Week,” and 20 V on a D is a ditloid for “20 Vertices on a Dodecahedron.”
Here’s a ditloid in honor of International Talk Like a Pirate Day:
15 M on a D M C
If you have trouble, here’s a hint.
Also for International Talk Like a Pirate Day, some mathy pirate jokes.
Teacher: What’s the circumference of a circle?
Pirate: 2π Arrr!
How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?
What has eight legs and eight eyes?
What grade did the pirate get in math class?
When Apple finally enters the pirate arena… the iPatch.