## Ahoy, Matey! Math Jokes Ho!

*September 19, 2014 at 1:56 am* *
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A **ditloid** is a puzzle in which a fact must be discerned from the numbers and abbreviated letters in the clue. For example, **7 D in a W** is a ditloid for “7 Days in a Week,” and **20 V on a D** is a ditloid for “20 Vertices on a Dodecahedron.”

Here’s a ditloid in honor of International Talk Like a Pirate Day:

15 M on a D M C

If you have trouble, here’s a hint.

Also for International Talk Like a Pirate Day, some mathy pirate jokes.

Teacher: What’s the circumference of a circle?

Pirate: 2π Arrr!How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!What has eight legs and eight eyes?

Eight pirates!What grade did the pirate get in math class?

High C’s!

When Apple finally enters the pirate arena… the iPatch.

Entry filed under: Uncategorized. Tags: buccaneer, ditloid, iPatch, pirate, talk like a pirate.

1.xander | September 19, 2014 at 12:51 pmMore pirate-y than mathy, but my wife hates these:

What is a pirate’s favorite kind of sweater?

Arr-gyle!

What is a pirate’s favorite vegetable?

Arr-tichokes!

What is a pirate’s favorite beverage?

Grog. Duh.

2.venneblock | September 19, 2014 at 10:46 pmI told arr-tichokes to boys and some neighbor kids tonight. Big laughs. But I gotta say, Xander, sure seems like there are a lot of things you do (or maybe just jokes you tell) that your wife hates.

Your list inspires these mathy and pirate-y jokes…

What is a pirate’s favorite inverse trig function?

Arr-cosine!

Where does a pirate graph complex numbers?

Arr-gand plane!

3.Gifts For People Who Love Math - Mind Your Decisions | December 2, 2014 at 10:01 pm[…] can also check out the blog for a sampling of jokes: Math Jokes for Pirates, Math Jokes on Pi […]

4.kamara | February 9, 2022 at 6:16 pmwhat is a pirate’s favorite part of statistics?

5.venneblock | February 9, 2022 at 6:28 pmI dunno. What?