Math Jokes from Reader’s Digest

September 8, 2014 at 5:45 pm 1 comment

All of the following jokes were borrowed from Reader’s Digest, which I’m sure they borrowed from elsewhere.

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

How easy is it to count in binary?
It’s as easy as 01 10 11.

A Roman walks into the bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please.”

How many bananas can you eat if your stomach is empty?
Just one. Then it’s not empty anymore.

What do you call a number that sleepwalks?
A roamin’ numeral.
(And a nun who sleepwalks?
A roamin’ Catholic.)

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Convex.
Convex who?
Convex go to prison!

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1 Comment Add your own

  • 1. pinoy  |  September 14, 2014 at 8:49 pm

    It took me sometime to understand the roman 2 finger. It’s the letter V which is 5

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