Math for International Beer Day

August 1, 2014 at 1:16 am 2 comments

I don’t need an excuse to do math. Nor do I need one to drink beer.

But if I did, today is IBD.

International Beer Day

I’m most happy when I can pursue my two passions simultaneously…

Root Beer Squared

That said, I never attempt calculus while imbibing. It’s not safe to drink and derive.

And like most of the American populace, I almost never attempt to think logically while drinking beer…

A bartender asks three logicians, “Would all of you like beer?”
The first answers, “I don’t know.”
The second answers, “I don’t know.”
The third answers, “Yes!”

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2 Comments Add your own

  • 1. xander  |  August 1, 2014 at 10:50 am

    (This has probably appeared hear before but…)

    An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a pint. The second orders half a pint. The third orders one fourth of a pint. The fourth orders one eighth of a pint. And so on.

    The bartender pours two beers and says “You guys really need to learn your limits.”

    • 2. venneblock  |  August 1, 2014 at 11:21 pm

      Even if it’s been here before, it’s worth repeating. One of my all-time favorites. Thanks, Xander!


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