Archive for November 14, 2013

Math Silliness

Jiminy, looking back at my posts during the past month, I’ve been waaaaaaaay too serious. Here’s something a little lighter — but be forewarned, it’s PG-13.

Overheard at the math department holiday party:

  • I’m like π — I’m really long, and I go on forever.
  • I’m algebraically divorced. Will you replace my x without asking y?
  • What do math and my genitalia have in common? Both are hard for you!
  • I know the first 1,000 digits of π. But that don’t mean nothin’ if I can’t get the 10 digits in your phone number.
  • On a scale of 1-10, you’re eπ.
  • You must be an asymptote… I keep getting closer and closer, but you won’t let me touch.

I was at an Internet cafe yesterday, and my server went down on me.

Please enter your new password: penis
Sorry, your password isn’t long enough.

Sex is better than logic, but I can’t prove it.

Were your parents married before you were born?
Yes, my father was married, my mother was not.

November 14, 2013 at 11:01 pm Leave a comment

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