Math Bumper Stickers
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They don’t exist yet, but here are some I’d like to see…
Algebra teachers are x-perts.
There is a fine line between numerator and denominator.
Cheap eggs are a dime a dozen.
While doing geometry at McDonald’s, I got a plane cheeseburger.
Don’t talk… just invert and multiply. Fractions speak louder than words!
Topologists don’t marry. They tie the knot.
A penny for your thoughts… a dollar for your math homework!
Don’t get too close… I’m an asymptote.
I turn coffee into theorems.
Think outside the regular quadrilateral.
Professional mathematician. Don’t try this at home.
And Satan said, “Put the alphabet in math.”
I brake for math jokes.
Don’t discuss infinity. You’ll never hear the end of it.
Math and science are for people who don’t know how important football is.
I find your lack of math disturbing.
I do my own math stunts.
Honk if you know the thousandth digit of pi!
Calculus is an integral part of life.
I’ve counted to infinity.
It only takes one person to make a statistically insignificant difference.