## Math Jokes for National Doughnut Day

Today is National Doughnut Day, and if you need your fix, Time reports that free doughnuts are available from Dunkin’ Donuts, Krispy Kreme, Tastykake or Winn Dixie.

At MJ4MF, we can’t let this day pass without telling the obvious joke…

A topologist is a mathematician who can’t tell a coffee cup from a doughnut.

And the modification…

How many topologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. But what’ll you do with the doughnut?

Several years ago, Dunkin’ Donuts ran a commercial bragging about how picky they were. The commercial stated:

We reject more than one million pounds of coffee beans a year.

Sure sounds impressive, doesn’t it? But how picky are they, really? Do a back-of-the-envelope estimate, and I think you’ll realize that they’re not all that picky after all.

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• 1. Emerson´s Cafe  |  July 21, 2015 at 10:24 pm

Dear Mr. MJ4MF,

If these data are correct, I got these estimatives:

One cup of coffee needs 70 beans – 40 grams
One million pounds (453.000 kilograms) of coffee could produce 11,325,000 cups.
Someone wrote that Dunkin Donuts sells 10.465.000 cups of coffee each day (in the world ?)
That means – 1 million pounds of coffee beans is the amount required for one day and some hours. Let´s say: 1,5 day / 365 days = rejection of 0,4% !!!???!!?? Only that ?? Incredible !!
– 99,6% of acceptance –

So – they ARE really picky !! 😮
Yes. In fact this amount of coffee could feed all living creatures in Pluto for many centuries. If every year one million pounds of coffee were sent to Pluto, in some years we would see the impact on its weight and its orbital period.

We could send coffee and bring stones from Pluto … some milligrams of these stones would be the special ingredient served in my world famous Space Cafe. And Pluto would become the only planet composed of pure (though rejected) coffee.

• 2. venneblock  |  July 27, 2015 at 12:52 pm

Awesome! I hadn’t seen the statistic about Dunkin Donuts selling 10.5 million cups of coffee a day, but I did find that there are nearly 11,000 Dunkin Donuts shops worldwide. That means that, on average, they’d each need to serve about 1,000 cups of coffee a day, which seems reasonable.

Yep, not very picky at all… whether on Earth or on Pluto!

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