The Twelve Days of Crisp Math – Day 10
It’s the Tenth Day of Crisp Math, and there are lots of jokes involving the number 10.
How many tents can a campground hold?
Ten, because ten tents make a whole.
The following is for those students who didn’t do much during the fall semester, but who think they can engender some good will by giving a holiday gift to their professors.
A failing student showed up to the math professor’s office with a hundred-dollar bottle of scotch. The professor objected, “I’m sorry, taking a gift from a student would be unethical.”
The student said, “I understand. But what if I sell it to you for $10?”
The math professor thought for a moment. “At that price, I’ll take a whole case!”