Archive for March 20, 2012

Pigs and Fish

My sons were reading Wild and Woolly Animal Jokes by David McLaughlan, and they got a fair chuckle out of this one:

What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig.

Three Eyed Pig

I had previously encountered a different version of the joke:

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.

Clearly, the punch lines were not crafted by mathy folks, who I think would answer these questions as follows:

What do you call a pig with three eyes?
pig

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Real.

March 20, 2012 at 9:46 pm 5 comments


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