Calculated Risk

If someone tells you that you don’t know what 1269 × 6 is, just tell them to go to…

Can’t hear the humor in that joke? Turn it up!

A few more calculator jokes…

What did the boxer do to the calculator?
He punched some buttons!

I have a digital calculator. Every time I want to count, I use my fingers.

Did you hear about the new calculator for dumb people?
It’s a giant hand with ten-thousand fingers.

“I can’t use this calculator,” said the student to his teacher. “It never does what I want it to. It only does what I tell it to.”