Jokes for Another Day
A warm-up question to prepare you for the jokes that follow:
Name four days that start with the letter T.
A joke for the Celsius crowd…
“It’s freezing outside!” she said.
“I know,” he replied, “and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow!”
A sentiment shared by too many students…
Mother: Did you learn a lot in school today?
Son: Apparently not! I have to go back tomorrow!
If only this didn’t seem so believable…
Teacher: Tomorrow, Dr. Feynman is giving a lecture on Saturn, and everyone must attend.
Student: Wow, can you get there in just one day?
Ever have a professor like this?
When the student went to his logic professor for help, she replied, “Come back tomorrow.” The student returned the next day and was given the same instructions. The student returned every day, and every day he was told, “Come back tomorrow.”
Finally, the professor lost her patience. “This is outrageous!” she said to the student. “Don’t you understand simple language? I keep telling you to come tomorrow, yet you insist on coming today!”
And finally, a joke about yesterday…
“My math teacher is crazy,” Johnny told his mom. “Yesterday, she told us that 5 = 4 + 1. Today, she said that 5 = 3 + 2!”