4 Jokes, Just For Fun
September 22, 2011 at 11:36 pm 1 comment
A random compilation of four unrelated jokes, just for fun…
Two math professors are exiting the subway when a panhandler asks them for some change. The first prof refuses in disgust. The second prof, however, opens his wallet and gives him a $5 bill. “What’d you do that for?” asks the first. “You know he’s just going to use it for booze.”
“And we weren’t?” says the second.
What do statisticians use for birth control?
Their personalities.
Three engineers on a desert island find a magic lamp. They rub it, and a genie pops out. “I’ll grant you each a wish,” says the genie.
The first engineer says, “I wish I had 25% more intelligence. Then I’d be smart enough to get off of this island.” The genie turns her into an accountant, and she swims off the island.
The second engineer watches this and says, “I wish I had 50% more intellignce. Then I’d be smart enough to get off this island.” The genie turns her into a statistician, and she makes a raft from trees and sails off.
Finally, the third engineer says, “I wish I had 100% more intelligence. Then I’d be smart enough to get off this island.” The genie turns her into a mathematician, and she walks across the bridge.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead economist in the road?
There are skid marks before the skunk.
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NinjaGhostScorpion | September 29, 2011 at 10:39 pm
Reminds me of a 3rd grade oral math test I took. One of the questions was, “If you have $10, you ask your brother for $5, how much would you have?” I answered, “$10.” The teacher said, “You don’t know your arithmetic, young man,” and I replied, “You don’t know my brother.”