Most Eggs-Cellent Math Jokes
You may have received the following advice about dividing fractions without thinking about it:
Ours is not to reason why; just invert and multiply.
Similarly, don’t waste your time trying to figure out why I’m posting a bunch of jokes about chickens and eggs. I can’t explain it. Just enjoy them, and please don’t analyze me.
How do you teach math to a chicken?
Show it lots of egg samples!
Why do chickens hate school?
They don’t like eggs-aminations!
Who tells the best math jokes on the farm?
How can you drop an egg six feet without breaking it?
Drop it from seven feet!
Why did the chicken go to school?
To get an egg-ucation!
Why do chicken coops have only two doors?
Because if they had four doors, they’d be sedans!
And a joke about the smartest chicken I know…
A chicken walks into a bar. “I’d like a burger and a beer,” he says to the bartender.
“Oh, my God!” the bartender says. “You can talk!”
“Well, look at that,” the chicken replies. “Your ears work!”
“But, you’re a chicken!” the bartender says.
“Ah, I see your eyes work, too,” the chicken says. “Now, can I have my burger and beer?”
“Certainly,” the bartender says. “Sorry about that. It’s just not every day that I see a talking chicken. What are you doing around here?”
“I’m working at the university,” the chicken says. He goes on to explain that he’s helping a professor with research on representation theory and integrable systems, but the bartender clearly has no idea what he’s talking about. So, the chicken enjoys his burger and beer and leaves.
A little while later, the owner of the circus comes into the bar. The bartender says, “You’re the owner of the circus, right? Well, have I got an act for you! I know this chicken who talks, reads, and drinks beer!”
“Sounds great!” says the circus owner. “Have him give me a call.”
The next day, the chicken returns to the bar. The bartender explains that he thinks he can get the chicken a great job at the circus.
“The circus?” asks the chicken. “You mean the place with the big tent, animals, lion tamers and trapeze artists?”
“Yeah!” says the bartender. “The owner would love to hire you!”
“Why?” asks the chicken. “What use would he have for an algebraist?”