Archive for August 23, 2010

Back to School

Even though parents, teachers, and kids in Alabama aren’t happy that their summer ended several weeks ago, school has started or will be starting soon for kids across the country. Best of luck to all those returning to the classroom, regardless which side of the desk you’re on.

Here are a few rib-ticklers about (and appropriate for) the classroom.

Father: Did you learn a lot in math class today?
Son: Apparently not! They want me to come back again tomorrow!

Why did the student eat her homework?
Because she thought it was “a piece of cake.”

A young boy asked his grandmother for help with his math homework. “I need to find the least common denominator,” he told her. 
“My goodness,” his grandmother replied. “I can’t believe they still haven’t found that. They were looking for that when I was in school!”

August 23, 2010 at 8:18 pm Leave a comment


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The Math Jokes 4 Mathy Folks blog is an online extension to the book Math Jokes 4 Mathy Folks. The blog contains jokes submitted by readers, new jokes discovered by the author, details about speaking appearances and workshops, and other random bits of information that might be interesting to the strange folks who like math jokes.

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